December 2011
19 posts
“Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost,...”
“I wasn’t that drunk…” “Dude, you were just shaking...”
“If an old man stuffs you in a bag don’t worry, I asked for you for...”
“Dear McDonalds cashier, don’t give me that look. There’s no age...”
“Fell down the stairs—didn’t feel a thing. Papercut—SWEET BABEH...”
“Roses are Blue. Violets are Unicorns. This Poem doesn’t make any sense....”
“WE ALL HAVE 3 ADDRESSES MEMORIZED… 1. Your own address. 2. Your best...”
“Ke$ha - BLOW . Bruno Mars - GRENADE . Katy Perry - FIREWORK . Britney Spears -...”
